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How the dragon v alec fiasco really rolled. Not dragons twisted bs version.
by ArnoldGorshack 36 minutes ago
Dragon_: 10 days ago | report
No one is going to buy it, but good try to cover…
Alec, I am going to be in Buffalo NY in a couple weeks, might even take a trip to the falls while I am there.
That would be about 2/3 the distance to where you live.
Note the part where dragon has said, “just sayin”.
This is the first sign that dragon pretends that he wants to fight alec irl but doesnt really have the heart to say it. Its a veiled challenge and threat dressed as an invitation.
And that is totally p.i.s.s.w.e.a.k.
Sheepish at best.
Dragon isnt really committed to the challenge, hence why it is very vague… nothing more than a hint he wants to fight alec. And dragon only wants to travel 2/3 of the distance to carry out the threat. Which in my book is rather pathetic… ‘I wanna kick your a.r.s.e alec but….um…. you will have to come to me so I can do it’.
Where is the honour in that? There is none. Its an epic fail.
Now alecs next reply…
Alec_Purves: 10 days ago | report
I am easily found. In fact wait until the 21st. We both will be found here at the Tri City Mingle and Mixer. I will still offer to buy you a beer. What happens afterwards is entirely up to how you behave…
Just GPS the location. Looking forward to seeing how you are in person.
Alec recognises that dragon has only hinted he wants to fight. Alec also recognises that dragon doesnt really want to fight nor does dragon have the plums to make the challenge/threat straight out because if dragon did make a clear challenge and threat, it would mean dragon would be obliged to do whatever it takes to carry it out.. So alec gives dragon the address and date of where he will be and responds with an invite also, “lets just be cool and have a beer instead, see how you feel then”. Which is a good move. That way dragon gets a chance to decide if he still feels man enough to come good with his half a.r.s.e.d attempt at a threat over a beer. Alec has kept his cool, and dignity.
Personally id like to see alec smash a beer glass into dragons face for being such a w.a.n.k.e.r. but thats getting away from the point.
Next, dragon responds with what can only be described as pure trolling or school yard bullying tactics, hoping to get a rise out of alec….
Dragon_: 10 days ago | report
You have a passport? Yes? No?
I do not… Save your money, I do not drink. What happens after? How about just cut to it and drop the poorly veiled threats.
Oh.. and I may have already met her if she is honest about where she is from and what she has done…
Think about it.
I take it by your misdirection that you will not meet in Buffalo NY. Shame as I was going to meet a few others, guess I will just go meet them and not with you before or after.
If you are that scared, I will promise not to hurt you. Well as long as you do not take that as a safety net to run your mouth.
Really, you will have a chance to speak your mind and prove to everyone that you will say the same things in person that you say online.
I will be there anyway, the rest is up to you.
Ok pause it there…
Allow me to translate…
Dragons excuse why he cannot carry out his veiled threat or rise to the challenge he has just hinted…. and this is where dragon starts to become even more pathetic than he already is…
No passport. Sorry. You will have to come to me….
“You have a passport? Yes? No? I do not”
Then.. dragon tries to make out alec actually made the threat in the first place… “What happens after? How about just cut to it and drop the poorly veiled threats.”
Next, dragon attempts to speculate that he might have already met the girl offline. Which is trying to make alec think he didnt actually meet her first. Basically saying “I had her first so ner na ner na ner ner….. “Oh.. and I may have already met her if she is honest about where she is from and what she has done… Think about it.”
Oh im thinking about it dragon, its not rocket science, son.
Next, dragon accuses alec of misdirecting the facts. Hmmm. I think thats what dragon has already started to do in a BIG way…. “I take it by your misdirection that you will not meet in Buffalo NY.”
Next, dragon tries to make people believe he will be meeting some Goreans offline whilst in Bufallo NY….”Shame as I was going to meet a few others, guess I will just go meet them and not with you before or after”.
Which is utter rubbish. Personally I think dragon was going there to work at another gas station while someone else was absent just to cover for them. Iv seen the very same thing happen in other organisations.
Next, dragon tries to make people think that alec is scared and that this is a fight he would definately win, if it were to happen, which of course it will not. But in reality its dragon that is scared. He cannot and will not commit to the threats he has previously made to begin with. “If you are that scared, I will promise not to hurt you. Well as long as you do not take that as a safety net to run your mouth.”
A safety net to run ones mouth.. LOL.. like dragon does on fetlife???
Next, dragon makes the generous offer for alec to prove he will say the same things offline. But hangon.. dragon wont actually commit to facing alec irl… “Really, you will have a chance to speak your mind and prove to everyone that you will say the same things in person that you say online.”
And lastly, dragon says… “I will be there anyway, the rest is up to you.”
Where will you be dragon? Only 2/3 of the way to where you should be going? And hiding in a major city, hoping alec will be stupid enough to waste his time to look for you?? Hoping alec will do the hard work that you will not commit to doing when you are actually oblgated to do so after your weak attempt at a threat and challenge? So you can forever more label alec a coward in the hopes that someone with a brain the size of a sesame seed will believe your garbage and not see you as the weak gutted internet hero and coward you actually are?
Why doesnt rapture with all his legal background and smarts pont all this out. Its not difficult to see. Oh thats right. Rapture would rather s.u.c.k dragons c.o.c.k than display the smallest sceric of truth and honour. But only after prae and kilronis give dragon a good rimming and blowjob.